TERRY "BAGTAG" MCCAIN CELEBRATES SUCCESSFUL SEASON WITH "AMP IT UP' SCHMITZ

Coach Terry cools off with a cold one after an exciting team victory led by No. 1 hoss Rob "Air Schmitz". Hey! Thanks for letting all the little people play, COACH! It's OK, McCain, we expect you to carry the team in COLUMBUS!! Congrats on another first place finish; your brilliant tennis acumen does it once more!! Eat his dust, Brad Gilbert!

Big Rob dominates again with needle threading sky high missiles off both wings. Although the opponents came out gunning to try to topple Goliath, Robbo's barrage of line-dusting topspin beauties proved too much for our worthy and wiley opponents. Congrats on a fan-tastic season, Baby Bear! Nobody does it better! Team Jackets will follow you anywhere--especially. . .could it be. . . . to COLUMBUS!! Go Jackets!